Holmed 

To get a beatdown from a woman

Anton comes in Bleeding, Black-eyed, and Bruised
Leroy: "What the fuck happened to you man?"
Anton: "I was cruising the bars and got Holmed by this tiny bitch, took the bouncer down with me."
Leroy: "Damn! I'll get the kit, and the painkillers."
Anton: "Yeah, get the Leafly Bud cause I hurt like a motherfucker"

Holmed by RaiRaijinn November 28, 2016

holmed 

A young girl who is led astray by an older wealthy man. Like Katie Holmes, who is now a joke and is pitied by the masses.

Poor Jackie, she used to have a career, than she got holmed by Bill. Now, she just spouts off regurgitated crap about silent births and vitamins.

holmed by Mrs Fine June 18, 2006

Holmed 

The act of entering an agreement, taking 50% or more (up to 90%) of the money up front for a project and ghosting customer until the project deadline (or after) with little to no communication in the process. Typically ends by finally showing up out of nowhere, unscheduled, at or just after the project deadline like its no big deal.

Drywall guy “Hey man how did that project go at the mall?”
GC “It had it’s hurdles but came out great except for getting Holmed on the storefront.”

Holmed by RxGC June 15, 2023

Homedale 

(n) an alternate universe, consisting primarily of cowboy boots, vehicle-filled lawns, oversized pickup trucks, and women wearing bathrobes on front porches while smoking.

the twilight zone was weird... but HOMEDALE... now that's really odd.

Homedale by Ogmosic December 13, 2010

A.J. Holmes 

Composer and pianist for Team Starkid, a musical theatre troupe from Michigan. He's written the music for several original musicals, such as Gibson Fleck, Me & My Dick, Doppelganger, and A Very Potter Musical.

Has also starred on Broadway (Young Frankenstein, 2011-2012). Other talents include acting, singing, improv comedy, directing, music directing, music arranging, and melting your heart with his smile. Also known as Wizard God to the Starkid fans, who recognize him as the new Chuck Norris. He thinks he can't dance but everyone knows it's not true.

A.J. Holmes likes Sweeney Todd and Phish. He does not like CATS or chives.

A.J. Holmes knows how much wood the woodchuck can chuck.

The boogeyman checks under his bed for A.J. Holmes.

A.J. Holmes played The Game and won.

A.J. Holmes by starship_ranger January 13, 2012

Holmdel Park 

A local park to New Fucking Jersey, and it is most know for being hard as hell to race at with its huge ass fucking hill at the half way known as the bowl

I raced at Holmdel Park yesterday my legs are even deader then my girlfriends pussy right now

Holmdel Park by Wahca732 November 5, 2013

Holmesdale 

A cracker of a school, proper madlad year 7’s roaming the place, 35p energy drinks are sold n smuggled like cocaine, even El Chapo trembles in fear when holmesdale is mentioned. The girls are on the verge of dying from fake tan overdose, and the boys look like drips with their curtains and fake Gucci belts. fruity dons remember the sound of ‘Tivey on the radio’. Big up the Holmesdale Massive my selecta, located in the benefit stricken snodland massive.

Did you know?,
Getting sent to Holmesdale is a proven form of 𝘾𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙 𝙖𝙗𝙪𝙨𝙚

Holmesdale by Lizard squad October 30, 2020