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Hoekstra 

A massively over-exaggerated whine. Started as a response to a Tweet by GOP Congressman Pete Hoekstra who compared the Iranian demonstrations to GOP oppression by Democrats.
- Our office cooler ran out of water. this must be what its like in Sudan.
- Dude, that's a total Hoekstra
Hoekstra by Facecrapper June 17, 2009

Milo Hoekstra

Lives in Grand Rapids Michigan and is currently attending Kenowa Hills high school in his freshman year. He falls asleep to mukbang.
Milo Hoekstra by MLGboi June 20, 2019

Liam Hoekstra 

Liam Hoekstra could body slam a 6'5, 250lb man with one hand.

Charlie Hoekstra 

A very strong man with a particularly strong penis
That guy is such a Charlie Hoekstra he is so strong. He could lift a bus with his penis
Charlie Hoekstra by Luke bertke February 18, 2022

hockstra 

when you use every ounce of your looks or body to get ahead at work.
Oh my goodness! Did you just see Jessica pull a hockstra!? She was wearing the shortest skirt allowable without being arrested for indecent exposure! Cleavage was so astounding that she could pick up paper from the printer with her chest!
hockstra by jrocksta January 9, 2009
A group of hoes, especially one combining Asians, Catgirls, and Goth Chicks in fishnets in order to suit your particular kinky tastes. Stemming from orchestra
Damn look at the Hoekestra in this place, it's like heaven only thottier.