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Hippocrate

1. The retarded way of spelling 'hypocrite'.

2. A large container used for transporting a hippo.
1.

*On a chatroom*

Dumb Guy: Man, that Tommy69 is such a fuckin' hippocrate...

Smart Arse: Dude, you mean hypocrite?

Dumb Guy: Yeah, whatever...

2.

Zoo Keeper: You got the hippo in the hippocrate yet?

Random Bloke: Yessuh.
Hippocrate by The Crateman October 16, 2011

hippocratical 

A belief system of Anesthesiologists that refuse to enforce Capital Punishment. A combination of the hippocratic oath taken by physicians and the word, hippocritical. A term coined by the great Stephen Colbert, in reference to the anesthesiologists that refused to assist in the execution of a convited rapist and murderer.
"Those sum bitches Anesthesiologists are so hippocratical, they wouldn't know truthiness if it came up and bite them like a bear. And that's the word."
hippocratical by chang-a-lang February 25, 2006

hippofatamus

A combination of a fat chick and a hippopotamus. It literally means a completely fat and disgusting girl that uses food as a substitute for character.
Get away from me you disgusting nasty fat girl! You are such a hippofatamus.
hippofatamus by Phidelt236 January 2, 2009

Hippocrate

A container used in the transport of the large animal known as a hippopotamus (not to be confused with an elephant). These hippos are prone to anger and violence, most likely due to their confinement, so the hippocrate must be very sturdy and secure. A variation of the hippocrate appears in the documentary Jurassic Park, but is used to convey velociraptors.
The Philadelphia Zoo went into lockdown when it was discovered that their latest shipment of hippocrates was one hippocrate short.
Hippocrate by Almost Mr. Nguyen February 23, 2009

Hippopatomaphyzation 

n: The process of becoming fat in a excessive manner.

Hippopatomaphy
1. v: To become fat.
2. To gain a lot of weight.

Hippopatomaphatic
1. n: A person that is unbelievably fat.
2. n: A person unable to lose weight on a diet.
I saw Alfred hippopatomaphyzating when he was eating lunch. Whats going to happen to his health?

hippopatotot 

Damn. Did you see that hippopatotot? His mom needs to pad-lock the fridge!
hippopatotot by gabster1 April 8, 2010