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helping a buddy out 

This is when one straight guy gives another straight guy a handjob or blowjob. This is not a gay act if the rules of the Bro Code are followed: 1) the recipient must not have the option of sex with a female easily available, 2) the helper must be doing it as a favor to a friend and not receive any sexual pleasure from performing the act, 3) the act must be reciprocated, although not necessarily contemporaneously, 4) the act must never be revealed to third parties, 5) no kissing, 6) no contact with the recipient's ass. This act is frequently done under the influence of alcohol or other mind altering substances. If the act does not involve simultaneous reciprocation, the helper should keep his pants on. See also brojob.
A: My girl is out of town and I'm horny as shit. How about helping a buddy out?

B: No problem, Bro.

A: You want me to do you?

B: Naa, I've got a date tonight. You can get me next time she's on her period.

Grace Helbig 

Beautiful entertainer, vlogger, and writer, who's best known for her comedic performances on YouTube (MyDamnChannel and DailyGrace).

Grace Helbig's original web series is called, Daily Grace. You can also see her on a Lowes commercial, the best episodes of G4’s Attack of the Show, NBC’s Celebrity Apprentice, MTV’s Money From Strangers and TheFineBros’ new project, MyMusic.
If you're looking for random comedic performances, you may enjoy Grace Helbig's vlogs and other funny videos.
Grace Helbig by Chad-Syphrett September 13, 2012

Van Helsing 

The most badass out old man/ vampire hunter/ doctor/ dutch guy ever.
"We've become god's madmen. all of us" -Van Helsing
Van Helsing by Xeras December 10, 2010

Team Van Helsing 

The answer someone who hates the Twilight series gives when asked if they are Team Edward or Team Jacob, because Van Helsing kills both werewolves and vampires.
Twilighter: "Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob?"

Not Twilighter: "Neither. I'm Team Van Helsing!"
Team Van Helsing by mcdoug July 13, 2010

helpingfpmultis

helpingfpmultis Is a amazing tik tok fanpage
Hey have you seen helpingfpmultis tik tok today!
Yes helpingfpmultis is my fanpage idol
helpingfpmultis by orwanges December 27, 2021

Helsinger 

bad ass mother fucker, usually associated with beards. when one is spotted in a bar or other public area, proceed with caution. Helsingers are often very territorial and can strike without warning.
"Is that a helsinger?"

"yes! lets get the fuck out of here!!"
Helsinger by joeburgmanthethird January 11, 2010