Haylon 

haylon is a very nice guy he likes to make sure his friends are always happy. haylon is a really funny guy and likes to make his friends smile. Every time i feel sad he is very nice and makes me happy again. Haylon can keep secrets, and he does not tell lies about you. Haylon likes to play basketball, and he does not like telling lies he says it makes him feel bad. I hope that me and haylon can stay friends for a long time

dude haylon is so nice.

Girl: i know i like being friends with him

Haylon by Chole12 May 24, 2018

haylon 

Haylon is very nice person he has the stupidest but really funny jokes. If one of his friends are sad then he will say something very nice and funny to cheer them up he is really outgoing and likes to play basketball.

dude haylon is so nice and funny he just told me the most funniest joke.

haylon by Chole12 May 17, 2018

Haylon 

The Truth, most loyal outgoing person you're ever going to meet in your life time. A asset to any endeavor. Born leader. Fearless, Bonified, a handsome head turner who's worth that second look. A great listener as well as a trustworthy person to confide in. If you have Haylon as a close friend of companion mark you self as blessed because Haylon keeps his circle small.

Haylon is nothing but the truth, and the best I've ever had

Haylon by Knowimking February 2, 2021

Haytonism 

Noun: a baseless opinion stemming from lack of knowledge and research in a field, doubled down on by the one making the claim even despite overwhelming facts against it. Named after BBC journalist Bill Hayton who makes claims such as "there was no word in the Chinese language for 'territory' until the 19th century."

A: Man, I read this book, it claims there was no word for "territory" in the Chinese language until the 19th century.

B: Bruh, that's such a stupid haytonism, damn clown whoever wrote that. The Chinese word for "territory" can be found in sources from the 11th century BC.

Haytonism by IamHanFei January 15, 2021

haydon school 

The shittest school ever and most ppl there are wankers

Haydon school has the moistest teachers

haydon school by Abdel March 5, 2015

hayloft 

code for questioning your gender or identifying as they/them (from mother mothers song)

“yeah ive been listing to hayloft by mother mother recently”

hayloft by beanasf December 12, 2020

Hanlon's Razor 

Hanlon's Razor is a saying commonly summarized as "Never assume malice when stupidity will suffice". Named for "Robert Hanlon"--probably a corruption of the author Robert Heinlein. There are many variations, but the general idea is that same. Also known in British English as the "Cock-Up Theory".

Person 1: Dude, my stimulus check was $600 less than it should be. The government is trying to screw me!
Person 2: Hanlon's Razor, man. They probably had faulty information for you.

Hanlon's Razor by YoungLibertarian October 3, 2008