Haterrhoids 

A medical condition caused by excessive hateration - similar to actual Hemorrhoids but there is no current cure as of this writing.

Jake - "What's she all worked up for?"
A.J. - "Not sure, seems like her Haterrhoids are flarin' up again."
Jake - "Damn!!!"

Haterrhoids by PeaceDaleY'all March 17, 2009

Hateroids

a substance that greatly enhances the level of hate.

I think someone took some hateroids this morning before coming to work.

Hateroids by Black Evil Knieval January 13, 2010

Homerrhoids 

Haemorrhoids caused by the homosexual act of buggery.

A homosexual who has Haemorrhoids would in fact have Homerrhoids.

Homerrhoids by Millenia Centrifuge June 27, 2007

heterroids 

When you have butt barnacles (commonly known as hemorrhoids), and you are straight (as in no anal play whatsoever) and lacking fiber in your daily diet.

Dude 1: why you walking funny bruh?
Dude 2: cuz my college meal plan dropped a wicked case of heterroids on my asshole.

heterroids by Dirty-DirtyDiana7 December 14, 2022