Haslem 

Haslem is a hot ass person and if you meet him then you are the luckiest person because he is loyal and he stays humble for his friends

Haslem is hot

Haslem by Hypercuzzz October 18, 2019

Haslem Face 

The natural and socially accepted norm for facial muscle contraction when one enters a room that smells like ass. The NBA player, Udonis Haslem, possesses a permanent ass face and thusly, has taken ownership of the phenomenon.

Dude, what's up with the Haslem Face? Can you please unflare your nostrils and take that curl outta yo' lip? It's not like it smells like ass in here.

Haslem Face by muthangya June 10, 2007

Udonis Haslem

Power forward for the 2006 NBA champ Miami Heat. He is a scrappy player known for his agressive rebounding and underrated defence. Although he is undersized he has emerged as one of the best forwards in the game. He shoots a high percentage from the field and plays off of Shaq very well. When Shaq gets doubled he passes it to Haslem who hits his mid range jumpers. He is a big help to Shaq down low.

Udonis Haslem plain shut down Rasheed Wallace during the Eastern Conference Finals and wore down Dirk during the NBA finals.

Udonis Haslem by MiamiHeat323 September 10, 2008

Harlem Globetrotters 

A Very Famous group of absolutely fantastic basketball players who did amazing tricks with a basketball! They toured & crowds loved them! I think they're still in existence today.

My Dad took us to see the Harlem Globetrotters & when they introduced them 1 by 1, each guy took like a 3' step forward! They sure put on a Great Show!

Harlem Globetrotters by Starchylde May 28, 2016

The Harlem City Shuffle 

The Harlem City Shuffle is a sex position where you put a hole through the drywall with the headboard of your bed, and then your friends on the other side doing basketball tricks. And then, while making eye contact with them, you all nut together.

Will: “Hey, did you guys hear about the party going on at Rich’s place on Saturday night?”
Vincent: “Wait, Rich’s place? You don’t mean to tell me we’re bringing back The Harlem City Shuffle, do you…?”

The Harlem City Shuffle by LudwigLiedPeopleDied September 6, 2022

Axel In Harlem 

A meme about an animated gay porn film entitled “Axel In Harlem” created by Animan Studios. It is usually accompanied by a sped up version of Ballin’ by Mustard

My new favorite meme is Axel In Harlem

Axel In Harlem by ramelteon February 20, 2023

Haslam 

An attractive male monkey, little, but capable of ferocity. Physical features include very soft, fine hair and an enormous mouth full of teeth. An insatiable libido and high intelligence level render the Haslam one of the most successful and competitive of his species.

'I want to stroke that Haslam'
'Don't anger the Haslam, he bites'
'That Haslam's not small where it counts' ;)

Haslam by Dellumn February 4, 2013