Guy-Brand-Guy 

The most basic and predictable version of the male species, identifiable by an omnipresent baseball cap, reluctance to consume any alcoholic beverage other than beer, and general lack of conversation. Usually spotted in herds.

Shortens to: GBG.

I went to the batting cage on Sunday, it was nothing but guy-brand-guys flexing their guns and eating hot dogs.

Guy-Brand-Guy by rebstevenson May 26, 2009

Off-brand black guy 

This is a guy who is white but is in a black person's body. For example a black person that can't play basketball

Kingsley is so bad at basketball it's like he's an off-brand black guy

Off-brand black guy by Blackguy6478889w November 9, 2021

Rubber band guy 

That guy. He conducts the rubber band at the circus.

who's that guys with the stick, pointing at that rubber band? duh you fucking motard, that's the rubber band guy!

Rubber band guy by MeowMixer October 5, 2004