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'Hes such a gurmel'
gurmel by Sexistgod69 March 1, 2015
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1.Sikh meaning of "God's friend"

2.A person who always laughs or smiles:D
My name is Gurmeet, gurmz or gurmu for short.
Gurmeet by Humty Dumty April 1, 2009
A releasing of the bowels that can only be defined as liquid ass. Usually occurring after a night of heavy drinking or excess hot sauce. Often requiring 0 sheets of two ply as a shower will be necessary. Add fiber and you create gurmdrops
Yesterday I drank too much, I ended up with a n attack from gurmloc
gurmloc by TheGurmMovement December 18, 2014
Gurkel (Gir - Kell)

A nerdy, geeky, girl. Not unlike Steve Urkel of tv fame. But a girl.

"Hey man, you see that Gurkel over there? What a nerd"

"Hey, I saw you started dating that Gurkel from Dennys. Pfffft"

"I'm a gurkel, nobody loves me"
"Hey man, you see that Gurkel over there? What a nerd"

"Hey, I saw you started dating that Gurkel from Dennys. Pfffft"

"I'm a gurkel, nobody loves me"
Gurkel by Sundog_ November 4, 2014

Dady Gurmek 

Dady gurmek is considered god like. He is one of the many gods in a religion called potatisimum. Dady Gurmek is like the devil or Loki. He is very evil and is a trickster. He uses his hacking tools to fool people. Usually people hate him but some praise him for his tricks.
Billy: “Oh my gosh, it’s dady gurmek!”
this nigga has killer breath, shit can kill u up to 30 miles away
person 1: “who’s gurmehr?
person 2: “have u not heard his stinky breath can kill u even if ur 30 miles away”
kj: “where the kids at?”