Ground Squirrel 

A hot chick that you don't want to do, because she's so stupid.

"Dude! I was scoping this hot chick at the bar last night but then she spoke and she was a total ground squirrel. Her head was full of walnuts, total waste."

Ground Squirrel by DPH Red strange.com January 24, 2013

ground squirrel 

when there is an orgy about, and you're not included. you get your strap-on, and crawl under everyone and make your way into the pile eating as many nuts as you can, until your accepted into the orgy.

dude i swear your mom was a ground squirrel in that orgy.

ground squirrel by delivery boyy! February 3, 2010

Ground Squirrel 

Some species of squirrel a gay retard made up to prove his subscribers were retarded about what kind of squirrels there are

"There's a ground squirrel under my house! That mother fucker!"

Ground Squirrel by Autismo Slicer November 21, 2017

Fat Ground Squirrel 

Fat Ground Squirrels are groundhogs that at first glance someone belives to be a squirrel.

Person 1: "That's one fat squirrel."
Person 2: "That's a groundhog."
Person 1: "That makes it a Fat Ground Squirrel"

Fat Ground Squirrel by xMANder69 May 23, 2022