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greggles and dicks 

any two friends whose names are greg and richard.
invite greggles and dicks over to this raging party!
greggles and dicks by loveyaa January 5, 2010

Greggles 

Noun. A term of endearment reserved for persons named greg or gregory who have infectiously happy personalities, warm smiles, sincere hearts, fluffy hair, and a general fatness when it comes to good food and beer.
Ahhh, Greggles brought us burritos!
Greggles by abmeister December 11, 2012

Dario Greggio

A: Do you pray Dario Greggio?
B: Yes, who doesn't?

Old Greggin' 

V. When some douche bag is hitting on a woman and being really creepy about it, that douche bag is "Old Greggin" that woman.
Yeeeaaaah, he's Old Greggin'.
Old Greggin' by Bender1851 May 29, 2008

greggles 

Ebonics for the popular vodka, 'grey goose'.
Hey son, lemme get a taste of them greggles.

Gregging 

'Gregging' is the process by which an individual masturbates into a hat. Though this is its definition, it can also be used to describe an individual resting his penis in a hat, and/ or using the hat to masturbate. To 'Greg' someone is to steal their headwear, and perform one of these heinous acts using it.
Example 1)
It has commonly been used to make amusing adjustments to songs:
"Gregging,Gregging you... filling up your beret with my penis"

Example 2)
Ray: "Man, what the fuck is up with your hat?"
James: "you wont believe it, Some punk gregged it last night at the party!"
Ray: "Ouch, dont worry about it, weve all been there before"

Example 3)
Mark: "Hey, look at that blokes hat, you want to greg it?"
Bryn: "Hell yeah!, ill go first"
30 minutes later
Man with Hat: "Bollocks"
Gregging by Portlypeasent February 26, 2009