Gonzo's Nose 

When a guy curves his dick downwards and sticks it in his asshole. It's very close to the shape of Gonzo's nose.

George's self esteem crashed when he realized he wasn't long enough to perform Gonzo's Nose.

Gonzo's Nose by gonzosnose December 16, 2014

Dr. Gonzo's Bazooka Circus 

A Famous band in South Florida, who'se lyrics are about sex, drugs, and more sex. Can usually be seen in the Culture room. They support the safe sex.

" They are sooooo damn cool, I wanna know when they are playing next "

Dr. Gonzo's Bazooka Circus by Dr. Drew March 23, 2005

gonzo slap 

etymology : (1) gonzo - origin unknown (2) slap - Middle English slop, from Middle Dutch; akin to Middle Dutch slippen to slip

definition : an assault on a close friend or acquaintance which requires the antagonist to masturbate, then lick his or her palm, and complete the maneuver by slapping said colleague across either cheek of the face open handed

I heard Dave put a serious gonzo slap on Steve after he stole his jacket. There's a handprint and everything.

gonzo slap by The Gonz September 19, 2004

Super-Herpe-gono-aid's-ymidiae

A mass of STD's that can only occur in someone that has done an entire poke'dex full of people they don't know that could have STD's

How does someone who has had sex with over 400 people not end up with Super-Herpe-gono-aid's-ymidiae?!?!?!

Super-Herpe-gono-aid's-ymidiae by Fangbreaker October 3, 2012

schismatonic gonzo 

An enhanced state of being; a person who harnesses their full tismatic energies in a dedicated effort to increase the spread of schizo particles in the air.

“I think the police classified it as death from schismatonic gonzo overload.”

schismatonic gonzo by dungwater October 14, 2023

sloppy gonzo 

When a women(could be man) sits and a man stand behind her with his dick over her head and lays it on her face. His balls are to be located where her eyes are and his Dick gos over her nose. Now she looks like GONZO from the Muppets.
(Only needs to be one man,could be a man and a women or 2 dudes)

Pele stood behind Diego while he was sitting and put his dick over her head giving her a "Sloppy Gonzo".

example shows gay version. ewwwwwww

sloppy gonzo by MR. DONG April 30, 2006

sneezy gonzo

After a guy ejactulates, you twist his balls up around and over top of his cock and then you tie them off with a rubberband until they turn blue. Hence Gonzo with a runny nose.

I gave Stewie a Sneezy Gonzo for his birthday because he gave me a jelly donut for mine.

sneezy gonzo by TouchTheSquid September 7, 2006