Gerardism 

A term, normally used jokingly, but occasionally seriously by creepy teeniebopper fangirls, which basically means a serious OTT obsession with Gerard Way, frontman of My Chemical Romance.

It's kinda scary tbh. Don't get me wrong, Gerard is an amazing guy, MCR completely rule everything, but it's a bit scary to make him your RELIGION...

Normal Kid: Hee hee, yeah, I've converted to Gerardism. He's a great guy, an inspiration (and yeah, he is pretty fit), and he says the best, most random stuff :

Teeniebopper: OmG i LuV gErArD wAy!!!11 GeRaRdIsM iS mY rElIGiOn!!!! Im GoNnA hAvE hIs BaBiEs!!!11

(He's married btw. To Lyn-Z, of Mindless Self Indulgence.

My two personal favourite Gerard Way quotes, as referred to above:

Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive.

Easy peasy pumpkin peasy... pumpkin pie, motherfuckers!!!

Gerardism by Bang Bang. You're Dead. December 7, 2007

Gerardism 

Gerardism is a monotheistic religion founded in 2021 G.I Gerard Time based on the teachinas of their god "Gerard The Dick Slug”. Its adherents, known as Gerardists, make up a small percent of
exconenually by the year 2023. Gerardism is belief that Gerard is the only god, whose is going to come down from Gerartha and take all of his followers to paradise.

You can summon Gerard by placing each of the astronavigaors around a picture of gerard (we currently own 2 astronavigators ) once you have places them in a circle you need to put the designated shapes inside the astronavigator then chant the gerard mantra

“Gerard is all that is holy.
Gerard will take us to the motherland.
Gerard we sacrifice ourselves to you.
Gerard the all Mighty take us now.”

Join gerardism today

Gerardism by Gerardism follower July 26, 2022

Gerardi Party 

an epic wedding reception full of good friends and family, reminiscent of the Nantucket Gerardi Party on 9/25/10. No deaths or major injuries, just the Good Ol' Boys and Girls having a major celebration.

Holy hell, I'm hungover; what a night. That was a real Gerardi Party.

Gerardi Party by JimmyAgnew September 26, 2010

gerarding 

To be Lazy or unwilling to work.

That guy is so lazy he's always gerarding it

gerarding by willybeamer April 27, 2011

gerryism

noun;
1 An idiotic and often inappropriate or racist saying, generally spoken by a retard or dumbass who does not have access to the internet and owns an unnecesarry number of chickens.
2. Words spoken by one in need of a beating

The use of a gerryism just made that guy lose all his friends

"They should make thongs for babies"
"If i had a choice between kicking a puppy or a baby, id kick the baby real hard"
"When im in college my dorm walls are going to have tons of posters of naked girls. Like 5 year olds"

gerryism by Paint388 May 17, 2006

Gerardi

Clearly coming from a very Italian family. One of the best families in Italy to be exact.

dyaum that Gerardi girl is one fine piece of Italian ass.

Gerardi by meeeeoooow. October 23, 2008

Gerarding 

To flagrantly get weird behind DJ booths with intent to elicit sexual arousal in surrounding patrons of the female gender.

That dude was gerarding so hard last night, he knocked over everyone's drinks and then left with my girlfriend...
He had some killer moves though

Gerarding by Fuhbraubs January 23, 2016