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Gargantous

Gargantous is a word used to describe something that is massive or very very big. Males like to use this word alot.
Billy: hey willy wanna go play swords with our gargantous dicks later
willy: sorry billy i cant i already promised this gargantous dick to my friend andrew later
Related Words
A mans butt hole, after he has engaged in sexual intercourse with another man/ dildo, which was inserted up said hole.
Ted: Last night was awesome! My gaygina is still sore!
Phil: Ya I am pretty much huge down there.
gaygina by mrcool April 4, 2006

gaygardier 

Combined from the words bombadier and gay, refers to the person on top after having an accident when 2 men are having gay sex in a cowboy position.
I wouldn't fuck that gaygardier with your dick.

That gaygardier shit all over me last night.
gaygardier by dikforeU April 25, 2010

Garganese 

Usually used in reference to a person who is extremely angry and of below average height and weight. A Garganese will also tend to be a drunk and a chain smoker and a lover of fast food. If you meet one, you should be prepared for an angry conversation that you will probably walk away from feeling very, very offended.
Johnny: Did you see that drunken little fucker in the bar talkin all that shit to me about Obama.

Jasper: Yeah, he was such a Garganese.
Garganese by MikeCa January 27, 2010

Gargantor the Baconator 

The name given to a woman at Wendy's who was literally wider than she was tall, that demanded that she recieve "10 pieces of bacon on her Baconator Burger and not those little half strips and that they had better not charge her for 20 pieces of bacon."
Guy 1: Did you just see that 5' tall 7' wide woman that wanted all that bacon?

Guy 2: Ya, that was Gargantor the Baconator.

Guy 1: Huh, I wonder if she is an inbred relative of Trogdor the Burninator?
Man he is sneakier than a gargano.
Gargano by Oodaboba December 27, 2008