Gandering 

Grabbing ones junk or someone else's junk. In the spirit of goosing someone's ass, only from the front.

I wasn't all that into my wife goosing my ass, but she can start gandering me anytime she wants. Preferably in the morning.

Gandering by Atlas of the 6 March 9, 2010

Rainbow Gathering 

A yearly Gathering of 10's of 1000's of peace~loving hippies in a National Forest, self~sufficient, food & clothing are free, highlights include the Main Circle especially on July 4th at "Rainbow Noon" where all hold hands & chant "Ohm". There are light shows, jugglers, music at Main Circle every night. 'Tis an experience to be had by everyone! Hugs are the expected greeting. Drumming goes thru the night. Trade circle is a place to get what you need with no money! Treats are called jujus. Everyone is friendly!

Man, when I went to the National Rainbow Gathering, it was Far beyond Awesome! It was the most Fantastic Experience of my Life!

Rainbow Gathering by Starchylde April 29, 2015

garbering 

To be totally wrong, to be proven wrong, and to continue to argue for days that the same irrelevant point proves you right.

For how many days are we going to keep garbering this question?

garbering by Mister Andre March 9, 2017

Clam gathering 

Where there is a greater ratio of females to males in any given social situation. Antonym of Sausage fest.

"Dude there will be so many girls at the party tonight.It's going to be a Clam gathering!"
"Mate you need to come and save me! She has invited all her mates round and my living room has turned into a Clam gathering!"

Clam gathering by Smutbot April 10, 2015

wandering trader 

the scum of the earth. they and their fucking stupid llamas deserve to die.

“Is that a wandering trader?”
“Yes. Kill it immediately”
“Done”
“You didn’t kill it’s fucking llamas!”

wandering trader by iminmemumscarvroomvroom June 3, 2021

social gathering

A gathering of more than 5 people that involves hallucinogenic products and inebriating liquids. Commonly used as a better way of saying "I got wasted." There are instances however when this term can be used quite harmlessly as a way of saying "we hung out" especially if said when the person in question is finished college already.

My friend Sam told me that he went to a social gathering as he looked at me with a hazed expression.

social gathering by Bengal Tiger October 14, 2013

Gutter gardening

When someone does so little house maintenance shrubs grow from their gutters

Dude, you seen Bob?
Only on the first of the month to get the mail! But I see he has taken up gutter gardening!

Gutter gardening by Drowning clown November 21, 2015