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Lead vocalist of Gorgoroth, a Norwegian Black Metal band. One of the most notorious men in Norway, who has been incarcerated on multiple charges of violence. One of the most recent included torturing someone for several hours, squeezing the person's genitals, and collecting their blood into a cup. Now it just wouldn't be European if it wasn't another man whose balls he squeezed.
Gaahl has the Satan intimidation factor down, but once you get past that, he's just a fragile little boy who sits on Nietzsche's lap.
Gaahl by HellisBoundless August 3, 2007
The Vocalist for Gorgoroth. has weird hair, and worships Satan. went to school with one other boy, who later killed himself. Gaahl was put in the slammer for torturing somebody. Recently he came out of the closet as a gay

to use the word gaahl means to refer to a really badass person on the outside, but on the inside is just a wimp who cant take a hit, sort of like a chav.
"Gaahl likes to suck other mens penises while performing carving a giant"

"that douchebag over there is such a gaahl, he called me a tittyfucker and flicked me off, so i beat the shit out of him and he went crying home"
Gaahl by BMISTKRIEG July 24, 2009
Related Words
Gaahl Gaah! gahla gaagle Gaalid GAALMIP gaalo-raac Gahl Gaohly gashleak
More of a southern slang word for dang.
Gahley, that plane is high!
gahley by Sabrina Kayy August 10, 2008
An exclamation of surprise, alarm, or anger.
"Do you remember that one scene in 'The Sixth Sense?' Gaah--It was scary!"
Gaah! by Aquila April 3, 2003

Gashlaunt 

Gashlaunt/Gashlur the equivalent to the N-word but for white people \
Latin for snow
come here you fucking gashlaunt
Gashlaunt by joe potter January 7, 2022
The cutest girl ever. She is always being pursued and hollered at but she knows what is good for her. She is always so sweet and generous. She has a radiant natural beauty that is undeniable!
Did you see that Gaohly walk by? She's so cool, She's such a Goahly.
Gaohly by she'ssucharachel September 12, 2016

Gashlopus 

Ther girls enormous gashlopus felt like throwing a hot dog in a hallway
Gashlopus by Patrick & Kelli February 21, 2009