Furamones

The mysterious chemical substance emanating from male dog owners, which surreptitiously draws unsuspecting females closer to both canine and owner. Flirtation and/or coitus frequently ensues.

The ladies been all over my nutz ever since I got this dog! It must be the furamones cuz I sure as hell aint got no tang before now!!!

Furamones by Dr. Evil 518 September 15, 2010

Fupamone 

A genetic predisposition to elevated fupa growth.

Recent scientific discovery has led to the direct correlation of crispy cream donut ingestion and elevated fupamone levels in adolescent females.

"My new teen girlfriend is cute and all, but judging by her Mother, her fupamone levels are way out of control."

Fupamone by Creeping Doom August 19, 2008

formones 

a mixture of pheromones and hormones put together to create a massive amount of horniness or sexual activity.

My formones were so intense that I felt like I was going to cum in my pants.

Scott's formones got a hold of him when the hot asian with tight pants walked in the room.

Ruby's could sense the formones of her hot lesbian girlfriend as she reached up her dress.

Putting off you formones is an easy way to let someone know you want to have sex.

formones by Alicemonroe February 18, 2010

Fearmones 

The scent of fear.

I can smell your Fearmones

Fearmones by Nel-E-Nel February 21, 2018

furmones 

The scent human pet owners give off that bonds their pets to them.

Cat Mom speaking to her cat: “Pretty boy, why do you love me so much?”

Cat’s thoughts: “It’s your furmones that I love!”

furmones by AGRODEO December 24, 2024

Furromones 

When your snatch fur naturally grows faster to court a desirable partner.

Friend 1: I think he’s the one.

Friend 2: Really?? How do you know?!

Friend 1: I shaved my beaver not even a week ago, and I’m already back to full bush. It must be the furromones!

Friend 2: Your beaver knew just what to do.

Furromones by sci-isms January 8, 2024