Fuckwaste 

(fuk-wAst) n.

1. Liquid that comes out of the penis when a male ejaculates. (semen)
More precisely, however, it is the residue left inside of a condom after someone is done having sex.
ie: Any leftover cum that is not used for the specific purpose of inducing pregnancy.
The term is derived from "wasted fuck", because the semen was not used for its primal purpose of making a baby.

2. A derogatory term for a jerk or a stupid person. (see synonyms douche, idiot, jackass, asshole, moron, worthless, etc.)
This indicates uselessness, because as you can tell from defenition number 1, "fuckwaste" is something that has no point in being there, so this easily translates into an insult.

Haha I just threw my used condom onto Billy's head, and now he's got my fuckwaste all over his hair!

I just masturbated, now I gotta wash off all this fuckwaste from my hands and pants.

Did you see that fuckwaste lunch lady? She only gave me half a serving of french fries!

You're adopted and your parents don't love you, you fuckwaste!

Fuckwaste by Barlow April 17, 2006

fuckwaste 

A waste of sperm and egg who should have been aborted when their parents had the chance. Most notably an asshole redneck who likes to fuck with people because they look or act different from themselves.

Redneck: Hey faggot, what's with your clothes and hair color? I oughta beat you up fer lookin' like that!!
Non-Redneck: Hey fuckwaste, do the world a favor and shoot yourself!

fuckwaste by Venishka December 9, 2004

fuckwaste 

1)n./the leftover sludge that neither impregnates nor lubricates during vigorous sex.
2)n./a complete and utter waste of either time, money, or resources of any kind.
3)v./the act of killing any living creature by means of violent intercourse.
4)n./a completely useless person.

1) "yeah, the sex was great, but we created alot of fuckwaste in that ten minutes."
2) "facebook is such a fuckwaste of time."
3) "keep pissing me off, I'll fuckwaste your bony ass."
4) "I can't believe this tool is my boss, he's such a fuckwaste."

fuckwaste by wrdshttr July 13, 2010

Fuckster's Law

When you Google a question the first result is always a forum post where the first reply is some fuckster saying "Google it"

"I just googled this question, and the first result was just this fuckster telling me to google it."
"Dude, that's Fuckster's Law in action!"

Fuckster's Law by MechaHitlerReal December 7, 2016

fuckcaseygray 

Fuckcaseygray is a term or hashtag used on social media to call out stolen valor frauds who lie about or embellish their military service. The individual will typically makes up war stories to gain sympathy, to feel important or to scam people out of money.

Did you see how that fraud claimed to be a CIA/FBI/SOF/RANGER/SEAL badass and when he was called out, he ran and filed emergency protection orders saying he was in fear someone would hurt him? Fuckcaseygray #fuckcaseygray

fuckcaseygray by Gatekeeper00 March 10, 2021

fuckassery 

a term, much like "bitchassness," used to describe individuals or acts that are shady, back-stabbing and/or dishonest; can also be used to describe acts of questionable fidelity, such as 'creepin'' with your friend's girl

"Did you see Darius chillin' wit Chinika the other day?"
"Yeah, bruh, that's fucked up. Chinika is Darrell's girl."
"See, bruh, that's the kinda fuckassery I can't stand!"

fuckassery by illykay352 October 1, 2009

Fuckbuster 

Almost synonymous with cockblock, but worse. Someone who constantly thwarts sexual encounters out of jealousy because they have no game. Can single-handedly ruin a party unless immediately kicked out.

Who invited Lawrence? Get him the fuck outta here, he's a total fuckbuster.

Fuckbuster by The TrUth will find you out March 1, 2015