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St. Francis Salute

This is handy when you park your car in snowy areas. It's when you pull the windshield wipers of your car off of the windshield and leave them up. This prevents snow/ice build-up on the wipers while you're at work and makes cleaning your car easier. Named for Saint Francis University in Loretto, PA, where it snows from October to April.
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Francis Shower

A very quick shower in 3 minutes or less.
In college he would take Francis Showers.
Francis Shower by DrManhattan44 August 3, 2018

franchi spaz 12 

n. semi-automatic shotgun that can hold 12 shots
also can be easly changed to pump-action
That man has no face, Robert must have got his new franchi spaz 12.

Francis Scott Key-ophobia 

Not wanting to listen to the National Anthem because so many renditions of the ‘Star Bangled Banner’ are cringy and painful because singers can’t help themselves. They try to do to much and it sounds like garbage.
“I need to leave before she starts to sign the National Anthem. I have Francis Scott Key-ophobia. I’m starting to get hives and labored breathing.

France Sucks

Quite honest facts, Mostly because France really does suck, Also this is why when you go to france, The first thing to do is leave immediately.
Jake: Hey guys i just went to france!
Steve: God no, France Sucks, Leave immediately.

Francis Special 

The drink you obtain after mixing all flavors of Mountain Dew that is said to taste like diabetes.
I am thirsty, can you make me a Francis Special. And double the Code Red, it's Christmas for God's sake.
Francis Special by OCWEB November 30, 2016

wayne francis sarauer 

God of Electricity, wielder of great energy