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Flatutory Rape 

The act of having sex with a minor while passing gas
Guys, did you hear? Steve was charged with flatutory rape? They said the stench was so bad that when they came to the scene, the poor girl was dead and the cause of death was the extreme amounts of methane gas in the room.

flatulatory rape 

Exposing an individual or group to a fart in a situation from which the victim(s) cannot easily escape. The most well-know example is the classic dutch oven technique, wherein one pulls bedcovers over the intended victim. Also applies in elevators, moving vehicles, and other confined spaces.
We were riding with Howard and he unleashed an epic ass cloud in the car. I thought I was gonna die.

Didn't you roll down the window?

Nah, Howard locked the power windows.

Man, that's straight-up flatulatory rape!
flatulatory rape by secretdonkey2 December 1, 2011

Flatuatory Rape 

When someone farts in your personal space against you own wishes.
"Eww, my dad just Flatuatory Raped me!"

Fratutory Rape 

The event of forced sexual activity committed against an unsuspected female at a frat party
The bros at Kappa Sig were all arrested and charged with fratutory rape.
Fratutory Rape by Cheni99a November 1, 2008

factutory rape 

Being raped by how factual such a statement is-Lütz
your mother has the greatest set of tits of all time, and that's factutory rape bro
factutory rape by lutzenheim March 29, 2015