mermaid's flannel 

extremely wet. Opposite of an arab's sandal

Frankly my dear, you're quim is dripping. I conclude that you are as wet as a mermaid's flannel - Sherlock Holmes.

mermaid's flannel by mad dog February 25, 2004

Flannel Season 

It is the time of the year during which it is acceptable to wear flannel (ex. - don't wear white after Labor Day). Flannel Season begins October 16th and runs through March 16th (the day before St. Patty's Day). However, this rule can be overridden if it is below 50F during the time that the flannel will be worn.

I can't wait for fall to get here because then flannel season will be right around the corner.

Flannel Season by KPfeff June 24, 2012

flannel shirt guy 

A person who wears flannel, cowboy boots, and a camoflauge hat everyday. EVERYday.

Man, I bet that flannel shirt guy has a license to fly a hot air balloon.

flannel shirt guy by douchewaffle January 12, 2009

Flannel shirt girlfriend 

Was breaking up wit mcr girl while someone was tryna pee

-Flannel shirt girlfriend is sad
-she broke up with mcr shirt girl

Flannel shirt girlfriend by that little reggid March 12, 2020

flannel sheets 

The act of sexual intercourse between an -all natural- couple... soft & warm, instinctual, comforting.

PSA: adult men & women are supposed to have pubic hair, folks!

After circulating & making small talk separately all evening at the pretentious company party, I couldn't wait to take my girl home, strip off our confining duds, and get to the flannel sheets we'd each been craving.

flannel sheets by Cloud Animal December 27, 2017

Flannel sexual 

a dude or a girl who thinks that their man or woman race is empowered or superior eg. kind of like the oppisite of being whipped.

"Im a man I can do what I want to do when I want to im flannel sexual I wear the pants"

Flannel sexual by cbas March 9, 2008

Flannel Stuffing 

when two partners in a sexual act both have aggressive herpes. the herpes so bad in fact it creates a flannel weave which is then stuffed until it it has reached capacity.

Ben and Jaxon would not stop flannel stuffing, so now we need a new mattress.

Flannel Stuffing by Hung Monkey August 30, 2019