Flabalancen 

So fabulous it doesn't even need to end it because it has no d!!

Today was so flabalancen!!

Flabalancen by Flabby savvy June 28, 2017

flabalanche 

1. cascading pile of cellulite, usually located on the mid torso section of the body but in some rare occasions flabalanches have been reported in the jowl and thigh regions.

2. often associated with creatures that use the sir name jabba. see: jabba the slut

A: don't look now but your cousin is takin' off her shirt again.

A: that's got to be the biggest flabalanche i've ever seen! that's some seven layer burrito shit.

B: shut the fuck up man! why you lookin?

A: your cousin's tore up yo!

flabalanche by ob1 March 30, 2004

flabalanche 

The moment when a woman pulls off a tight outfit and flab that had been bound like sausage in it's casing comes cascading down.

I couldn't believe she was going to sleep with me - until she pulled off her dress. Once I saw that flabalanche, it all made sense.

flabalanche by The Commodore October 16, 2008

Flabalanche 

A person carrying lots of fat and flab, often wearing leggings

Ew, it's a flabalanche!
That is well manky -that fat momma's peach leggings, flabalanche!

Flabalanche by User_87 December 12, 2014

Flabalanche 

What falls out of your T-shirt when you are pulling your hoodie over your head...

She refused to take off her shirit in the hot tub in hopes that no one would mention her flabalanche.

Flabalanche by BorderlineBarbie June 18, 2016

Flabalanche 

(noun): The abdominal area of someone whose body has normal fat distribution, except for their stomach, which is so fattened by beer, it is an avalanche of flab spilling over their pants.

Yo my uncle bob unbuttoned his pants and we got smothered in his flabalanche and nearly suffocated

Flabalanche by Frau Kak March 10, 2003

flabalanche 

The effect caused when a woman with a large gut or gunt wears low rise pants thus causing an avalanche of flab over the top of the pants. see also muffin top.

That bitch had on true religion jeans, but that flabalanche was killing me.

flabalanche by sam cheng April 21, 2006