An action that describes a made-up prior engagement in order to dodge duties, plans, or other activities solely because you really didn't want to, but wanted to spare feelings. Made popular in Skyrim where some quest givers may ask of you a menial task and you respond with an equally menial task in order to exit conversation so you can come back and get it later if wanted.

You: "Hey, want to go bowling?"
Person: " I cannot as I have to Throw firewood later."

Throw firewood by Yodamane January 1, 2012

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throwing some firewood

A flimsy excuse for bailing on your friends. This does not mean that the actual act of cutting or stacking firewood does or does not occur however. It can also be an excuse for why you failed to perform a specific act or function.

Yeah, Jeezy was supposed to come bowling but he said he was busy throwing some firewood.

throwing some firewood by Metal Soldier January 1, 2012

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Firebroad

An amazing Mexican woman who's equally gorgeous, fiery, and brilliant; makes younger American men smitten.

Oh yeah, Carmen. Such a firebroad. I'd chase her around the world just to hear her call me Papi.

Firebroad by Mi Ceilo November 8, 2012

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fireblade

The foundation of all sportbikes. The CBR "fireblade" produced by Honda is one of the top selling sporbikes world wide. Extreemly high build quality and a perfect blend of Power and Flickability. The Fireblade is also credited for being one of the top machines in racing and extreme stunt riding. Many critics say that without the fireblade sportbikes would be no where near what they are today.

The Honda fireblade is a fantastic motorcycle.

fireblade by KungFu April 1, 2005

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