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The Fattest guy in the shop with the smallest pecker
Did you see Fat Tim this morning. Must suck to be so pitiful
Fat Tim by FatTimnemesis February 18, 2019
A sober gentlemen who’s still a tad chunky and has a comically small dong. Literally, the tiniest penis know to all of human history. Since he sobered up, he’s actually not that fat. But his cock is so fucking minuscule that it actually makes the rest of his body look bloated. He’s a bitch.
Saw Fat Tim running at the nude beach today. Blob everywhere while his wiener looked like an earthworm sitting on a bean bag chair
Fat Tim by FatTimnemesis September 6, 2025

fat tim robins

The nickname for an obese man that Arin and Dan (From the YouTube comedy show "Game Grumps) saw at an airport that resembled celebrity Tim Robins.

Slithered Fat Timmies

Hella coo people coming from mixed backgrounds. Vegetarian carnivores who are simply complicated, predictably unpredictable, and always witty AF. They practice Melatonin dreaming after several cups of espresso made from the leaves of ivy.
Those slithered fat Timmies KNOW what is happening.

Fat-timeline 

Using the internet to track someones weight gain (typically from average to fat to obese) over a period of time.
Going on Facebook finding an array of pictures to track the weight gain of a female friend or acquaintance over time and so generate a fat-timeline using the results.
Fat-timeline by rhob888 October 3, 2011
A time period of boredom in between two planned activities when one has nothing to do and compensates by eating, even if not hungry.
In between her classes in the morning and dance lesson at night, Sally had so much Fat Time that she didn't know what to do with herself.

Sally: "Am I eating because I'm BORED? I need to find something to do so I don't have so much Fat Time!"
Fat Time by Ristay November 26, 2007