Fartypantz

A fine pair of trousers you like to fart in without feeling any shame or embarrassment at all.
These pants are so friggin absorbing other people won't even notice you released some gass..

VERY DISCRETE and secretly we all love them!

" For crying out loud, those Fartypantz are TIGHT! "

"You farted? You really farted? You must have some excellent Fartypantz dude!"

Fartypantz by minkeloneous April 29, 2009

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fartpants

Originated near Frederick, MD circa 2004---noun---One who farts so viciously it leaves a pungent odor in their pants that may last an extended period of time.

Dude...Tim has some killer "fartpants" today.

fartpants by KMA December 8, 2004

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fattypants

dogs that are very cute and are constantly tortured by Hadens's. They like to eat sleep and play and give unconditional love to everyone except haden.

aww poor fattypants, haden is pulling his tail again.

fattypants by mommy_lover October 27, 2018