Fartin roses
(Pronounced: FAR-tin row-ziss)
1) When you let out a stream of small farts that don’t smell even a little bit but can be either silent, partially silent, or sound like a playing card flickering against the spokes of a bicycle.
2) When you are winning at something trivial, like beating a guy off the line at a green light only to stop 100 feet later at the next red light.
1) When you let out a stream of small farts that don’t smell even a little bit but can be either silent, partially silent, or sound like a playing card flickering against the spokes of a bicycle.
2) When you are winning at something trivial, like beating a guy off the line at a green light only to stop 100 feet later at the next red light.
One: “I think I can take this guy, my car’s got more horsepower.”
Two: “ironically, I have gas, so we’re both fartin roses.”
One: “you sick fuck!”
Two: “ironically, I have gas, so we’re both fartin roses.”
One: “you sick fuck!”
Fartin roses by Ken1plus2 May 4, 2018
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