Fart Fairy

NO DOLLARS! Instead she farts in your face and takes your damn tooth

Bruce: You're the worst, Fart Fairy.
Fart Fairy: Enjoy the beeferino, a mighty taco supremo!!!
Bruce: I hate you.
Fart Fairy: I'm farting in your chimney now :)

by Mumble Tumpkins July 20, 2018

Fart fairy

Melvin

Melvin is a fart fairy

by SAYsomethin February 27, 2020

Fairy Fart

A fart that the dealer believes will be a showstopper, but actually comes out as a very small air perturbation. On the verge of being silent, this fart sounds iconically like "Pvvffffft".

Dave wanted to rip one into Marc's face, but all he got was a fairy fart :(

by Van der Bisch September 29, 2010

Fairy Fart

A fart in which, smells so bad you can get high off of it.

My parents left the house, and instead of watching porn, i pulled a fairy fart.

by Jesseiscoolyo May 23, 2008

Fabry fart

When you’re the only one in the office, so you let out a big fart. Only to realize it was way more than “just a fart”, that soaked through your clothes and into the seat. So you have to go to the bathroom and wash your clothes, and get back to work.

Never trust a Fabry fart at work.

by Thehospitalworker November 1, 2022