a. a fob in a position of
authority
b. a fob who is
significantly fobbier than other fobs, therefore has been promoted to a master of fobs
In order to be a fobmaster the fob must:
- a fob who is balding, or
- a fob who has power over
another person, or (fob or not)
- or fob who has white hair, or
- a fob who is older than 40