Eye Crack

Something that that is as addicting as crack to look at. So addicting that even when you really should look away, you can't.

Sam & Kent: Why were you staring at Lucy's butt in Orchestra today even though everybody could see you and told you to stop?

Sean: It was like eye crack I just couldn't stop.

Eye Crack by da 69er pussy tappin' pimp February 23, 2009

eye crack

eye crack is a substance used to induce weird, funky, fucked up but good plot writing froth

"I went to Chez Cronbachs House, got a his of his eyecrack through his eyecrack plot pipe of doom, and wrote an adventure with fygolian mushrooms and a daruman halfing wench"

eye crack by Master Iolo March 14, 2005

Cracklin' Eye Patch

When you get a girl drunk in hopes of performing sexual acts with her, but she loses consciousness before you get the chance. You ejaculate onto her eyes, so when she wakes up her eyelashes stick together.

That bitch was too drunk to fuck, so I gave her a Cracklin' Eye Patch.

Cracklin' Eye Patch by Frank West August 28, 2006

Jim crackcorn I EYE phone 

A JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE IS A HALF HUMAN WHO SPENDS ALOT OF MONEY ON A BRAND

For example a JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE WILL LICK THE I EYE PHONE TILL ITS NICELY MOIST THEN SET IT TO VIBRATE AND RAM IT INTO HIS ASSHOLE WHILE BANGING HIS NEIGHBOURS WALL AND SCREAMING FOR A HAIR TRANSPLANT

Jim crackcorn I EYE phone by 11williams11 April 5, 2021