Exercising 

Time wasted trying to look less fat. Not recomended for fat asses.
May cause heart attack and muscle falure.

Fat ass "dude im so fat, maybe i should start exercising"

Mom "you wouldnt want to do that dear, you would kill yourself"

Exercising by I hate preps February 20, 2009

exercising 

makes your daydream about your crush. Sadly the energy will wear off, but when you do regain the mood and atmosphere factors, the world will be at your side

exercising can help boost your social life when you see texts from people you don't really know

exercising is rewarding. You can't admit the daydreaming part of it. Ive been exercising going to the gym and so far its achieved good results in the end.

exercising by Happy Christian October 21, 2022

Exercising the right 

To exercise your right to not give a fuck.

Today at work, We was Exercising the right, to just not give a fuck.

Exercising the right by Armadillo king 42069 August 5, 2021

Exercising the Ph.D. 

Getting one's Pretty huge Dick worked on by a female.

Man, your sister exercised my Ph.D. last night.

Exercising the Ph.D. by §eth October 12, 2004

Exercising My Constitutional Rights 

Smoking pot in Colorado

Bob: Hey Joe, what you doing?
Joe: Just sitting around (cough, cough), exercising my constitutional rights. . .

Exercising My Constitutional Rights by aman73 December 18, 2012

exercising prerogative 

This is an auspicious phrase, ostensibly referring to hard work as in decisions, decisions, decisions, though evidenty not in the sense that the world is your oyster though discovering it os entirely up to you.

See here, I'm exercising prerogative, if nothing else, along with other less than formidable subjects.

exercising prerogative by Hercolena Oliver June 26, 2008

Exercising Bastard Face 

The look of red-faced, constipated anger that appears on normally quite quiet and placid people when exercising or playing sports.

Mrs Jones: Nevermind our Vinnie, Mavis. He’s like a little teddy bear off the pitch, that’s just his exercising bastard face.

Exercising Bastard Face by Fouloldron November 10, 2022