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Europa universalis 4 

Also know as EU4

A "game" in which you paint a map of the world while changing numbers in historically accurate windows excel spreadsheets and devote at least 3 hours a day too.
"man have you seen Mael "
"nope last i heard he had a mental break down after failing a Pomerania run in Europa Universalis 4"
Europa universalis 4 by MiamiWTH February 19, 2021

Europan Hookmouth 

The Europan hookmouth is a secondary consumer commonly found swimming near hydrothermal hotspots in the depths of Jupiter's Europa. Reaching lengths of up to 6 feet, the creature probes into the gaps in the rocky vents with a keratinous beak, reinforced to withstand the extreme temperatures. In periods of rest it uses its claspers to cling onto the vents, due to the variable amount of vents produced by tidal heating, the creature builds up a large adipose reserve on its back for long travels. Primary consists of pseudocrustaceans.
Person96: Hey dude did you hear about the leaked NASA documents showing the Europan Hookmouth at the depths of Europa's ocean?
Person412: What the fuck?
Europan Hookmouth by 9klco April 24, 2023

Europa League 

The most entertaining football competition in the world, where finished clubs and farmers battle for the European Mickey Mouse cup. Some of the strongest and most storied clubs in Europe have been Europa League champions, such as IFK Göteborg and Shakhtar Donetsk.

Europa League participants normally rotate year by year as clubs move on to the Champions League or fall to mid-table. Despite this, some smaller European clubs have inked deals to become permanent members of the Europa League, such as 0x champion Arsenal F.C.
"Have you been paying any attention to the Europa League? The Arsenal match was today."
"Sorry, I don't pay much attention to banter clubs. Have they been knocked out by Olympiacos again?"
"No, they lost to some farmers from Moldova this year. They truly are finished."

europalona 

A finished club in Spain supported by pessidogs , barkadogs , and other kids who comment penaldo and pendu.
Look at that brainless guy. He is a supporter of europalona.

Europa: the Last Battle

A based documentary that speaks the truth about history.
"You should watch Europa: the Last Battle"

Europa League 

The competition that a bunch of balkan farmers play against smaller teams like Tottenham Hotspur
Europa League by thessparked October 21, 2020