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He's a chameleon.... AND.... a ninja-turned-detective!!!

How can you get any better than that?

He's one of the best characters to play as in Sonic Heroes - due to his ability to become invisible (A then B on Gamecube), he can sneak by or destroy enemies and they don't know WTF hit 'em!
Bwahahaha *A then B* You cannn't seee meeeeee...
Espio by Devilish Kurumi March 1, 2004
1. Vaguely known character from the Sonic the Hedgehog series. Game appearances: Knuckles Chaotix (Sega 32X), Sonic Championship/Sonic the Fighters (Arcade), Sonic Heroes (Nintendo Gamecube/Sony Playstation 2/Microsoft XBox).

2. One of Pentax's camera models.
1. Espio is a ninja chameleon detective.

2. I took these photos with my Pentax Espio.
Espio by wcgold April 16, 2005

professional esports player 

One with a particularly strong virginity shield who is often allergic to women. Professional esports players are hard to come by in public since they spend all their hours cooped in their coom cave. Although, when one is forced into society, they can be spotted due to their lack of hygiene. Traces like cum stains, strong BO, or Dorito dust are defining traits in a professional esports player.
a: Why is Michael having a seizure after grazing Suzy's elbow?
b: Oh he is a professional esports player.

Espiritu 

A Mexican leather sandal derived from the traditional "chancla" or "huarache". Brought back in style in 2016, Espiritu's are super trendy for the stereotypical Californian.
- "Nice chanclas man! "
- "They're Espiritu's bro"
Espiritu by surfingstuff September 2, 2020

esports player

If you see someone who claims to be an esports player notify the proper authorities immediately (518) 465-7551
esports player by frggerz September 14, 2020

Social Espionage

The act of taking a picture with your phone and then immediately posting it to a social networking site or sites without the subjects knowledge.
John: We're you at that rager last night?

Steve: Yes, and that dick Tommy took a photo of me groping a stripper with his phone and posted it to facebook, a real act of social espionage...needless to say my wife put my dick back on the mantle.
Social Espionage by jasbra January 7, 2010