Eeyorism 

When someone is overly sad and down about themselves all the time

Damn son that girl has eeyorism, she is always such a downer

Eeyorism by Sarahgeeter March 7, 2017

Eeyorism 

Something Eeyore would say. Something depressing, pessimistic, and completely anti-Tiggerish.

He utters an Eeyorism every five seconds. I seriously think he could benefit from a double dose of Prozac, laced with Red Bull.

Eeyorism by OG-BB1966 October 30, 2014

eeyorish 

Depressed; i.e., 'down in the dumps', feeling somewhat down. As characterized by the 'Winnie The Pooh' donkey character 'Eeyore'.

He's acting rather 'eeyorish' this morning.

eeyorish by Dr.GrayBrow October 2, 2003

eeyorish 

depressed

You are acting eeyorish today.

eeyorish by monkey October 2, 2003

eeyorish 

Eeyorish-compared to "winnie the pooh" character of Eeyor, the always-sad-and-depressed-so-dont-look-at-me donkey.

Used as to described the feelings of depression/gloominess.

Why are you so eeyorish today?

eeyorish by Ha! like i'd tell u December 30, 2003

Eeyorish 

the state of mind of utter depression, derived from the character Eeyor in the "Winnie the Pooh" cartoon series.

Dude, I know your girl dumped you last night, quit acting eeyorish and drink this shot of tequila already, fag.

Eeyorish by hexxers_da_molester January 21, 2009

Eeyorish 

adj. (slang) - in reference to one's sexual performance whereby one partner feels guilty and goes at it sluggishly and sloppily as if to say "don't worry about me..."

"I don't know about Gary...he was quite Eeyorish last night in the sack...I think he's seeing someone else."

Eeyorish by Tom Zappacosta September 29, 2003