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Possibly the most dirty childrens show ever. An anime, can be found fan-subbed throughout the internet. It stars a helpful, if stupid, hamster, her abusive owner, and her lazy boyfriend. Famed for filthy language and the trademark blood splatter as the hamster is kicked into the wall.
How could you let the kids watch the horrible Ebichu show?
Ebichu by bbdrone February 20, 2010
A sex comedy featuring a hamster named エビちゅ (Ebichu) that loves cheese, ice cream, and is severely beaten by her owner.
ご主人ちゃま (Office Lady) is Ebichu’s owner.
She is 25, the oldest Japanese say to get a boyfriend. Her boyfriend is かいしょなち (Kaishonachi). かいしょなち(Kaishonachi) is OL’s boyfriend who constantly cheats on her.

This anime is made by GAINAX.
This anime was originally a manga with over 1,000,000 copies sold!
I bought the Ebichu manga and anime on DVD.
Ebichu by Puggernugger June 24, 2022
An understanding, smart, wholesome, friken adorable, pretty, and endlessly kind girl that you would want as a friend no matter who you are. When you're down, she will help you up no matter the cost, she's always there, and she's always certain to be the sunshine in your dark sky. She's a supportive friend to the end, and you better believe that she cares for you more than you could ever realize.
Woah, thank you for helping me feel better Emily, your such a Emichu, I love you bestie<3

Do you see that girl? I heard she's such an Emichu, most kindest soul you'll meet<3
Emichu by KeenBean27 April 19, 2021

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Eichuiech 

Eichuiech pronounced "etch-u-itch"
verb

Becoming an increasingly popular slang word from Germany. Said to be the cause of an ironic event from Germany.

When something is bad or "sucks", or someone is doing wrong or being a "dick" or an "asshole"etc.

Similiar to the words Lame, sucks, bad, wrong etc.
Jaimie: Emily, you forgot your notes again? That's fuckin' eichuiech.

Emily: Jaimie, stop being such an eichuiech.
Eichuiech by Benknibbs January 22, 2010

ebichink 

a black person who looks part chinese; but in realty has no chinese ancestry
ebichink by Coconut Rissotto April 25, 2010