Guy # 1: My girlfriend gave me an e.j. last night.
Guy # 2: Is that like a blowjob?
Guy # 1: No, she came to my house, shat in my sink, then ran down the hallway screaming like a mentally challenged kid. It was fucking sexy.
E.J. is an incredibly hot guy who’s very freaky. when your down he will make you smile with one word. he likes to flirt with many girls but when he gets one for himself he’s very loyal. he’s super nice sweet and loves his friends so much. he likes sports, animals and partying with friends. if you ever meet a E.J. keep him in your life and never let him go