Dumtarded 

A horrible moment in time. Exhausting and not wanted.

My work has me doing the dumtarded shift again.

Dumtarded by Schmoovie May 9, 2018

Dotarded 

Adjective used to describe a brash and ill-conceived action with potentially disastrous consequences committed by an individual in a position of great authority, but who is of questionable cognitive faculties.

Though originally from the relatively obscure English literary term "dotard", referring to a senile individual, the term was revived in late 2017 when it was used by North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un to describe US president Donald J Trump.

Alternatively, the term "dotarded" can also be interpreted as a portmanteau of "Donald" and "retarded".

Michael: "I'm not convinced that Donald Trump's foreign policy strategy of out-crazying the world's most brutal and unstable dictators isn't going to work"
Lilly: "You can't be serious. Playing nuclear chicken with Kim Jon Un is f*cking dotarded, and may very well end up causing World War III and the end of humanity as we know it"
Michael: "Yeah. True. I got nothing."

Dotarded by Gruffalo Soldier September 23, 2017

cumtarded 

It is the feeling of pure retardation after an orgasm. You are unable to communicate or operate your body.

Man that was a serious orgasm. I can't even move my body or speak. I am so cumtarded.

cumtarded by Stephanie Steamweaver April 19, 2014

Dubtarded

The act of being obsesed with only dub/dubstep and convinced that all other music is simply "not woblley enough".

Irene wont go to the club with me because they dont play Dubstep." "I know its all she listens to now i think shes Dubtarded

Dubtarded by Snake Plisken Sparkles May 17, 2011

Detarded 

The act of being so stupid/retarded that it makes one who is retarded a genious.

Jim: "That guy eating dried concrete is detarded."
Joe: "True that."

Detarded by Michael Atchison April 27, 2006

Dumbarted 

A mix between being a dumbass and retarded

Man, I fell really dumbarted for asking Liz out on a date.

Dumbarted by Sam Kovacs October 14, 2009

dumtard 

A combination of "dumb" and "retard". Very similar to "tard" and "f***tard" commonly in use today. The beauty of this term, however, is that it avoids slandering those who are truly mentally retarded and doesn't come across as being overly vulgar and offensive. Best used when someone has shown a momentary lack of intelligence and reasoning in offending you in some way.

Bob: "That guy just cut me off AND he's driving slower than me! Man, some people!"
Larry: "What a f***tard!"
Bob: "Well, maybe so if he did it on purpose. For now, I just think the guy's a dumtard."
Larry: "Suit yourself."

dumtard by GarthF December 16, 2005