Dry Willie

(dri-willee)v. When some asshole sticks his finger in your ear without first lubricating it.

He was hospitalized after the large man gave him a Dry Willie.

Dry Willie by Chris Schreck May 14, 2006

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Dry willie

A disappointing dick pic.

Joey sent me the most gross dry willie last night when I asked him for a dick pic.

Dry willie by AgentBanana April 27, 2015

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Dry William

Related to a Wet Willy, the Dry William is when a dry finger is inserted into the ear canal of another unsuspecting individual.

I just gave Joe a Dry William and now he's super uncomfortable.

Dry William by fisterroboto6969 March 30, 2018

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