He was just a dolphin (dolphin), swimming in the sea
With his dolphin friends (friends), happy as can be
Until one day he went (ohhh) and ventured onto land
And he got bitten by a radioactive man
Now he's Dolphin Man (man), half dolphin, half man
Hear him screech at night, cause he just wants a friend
He'll be quite a fright (Jesus Christ), if you run into him
In the dark, abandoned house where he lives (Ohh)

You know he may come off strong, but he's not what he seems
If he ever catches you, you can bet that you'll scream

Like help, let me go, help, let me go
Help, let me go, let me go tonight
You'll scream, help, let me go
Help, let me go, help, let me go, stop kidnapping me dolphin man

Dolphin Man by d.olphin man September 5, 2019

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Dolphies

Slang for "Dolphin Shorts", a type of fitness pants optimized for freedom of movement. They are typically worn by younger women, and sometimes in scenarios outside of their intended use and rather as a fashion piece

Gat damn she's hot in them dolphies

Dolphies by Postalt January 19, 2023

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dolphin cult

u cant escape. stan soobin da 🐬 da 🐬 da 🐬

omg ive been kidnapped ! they forced me into the dolphin cult. i wont be able to escape :(

dolphin cult by soobinsbae <3 November 11, 2020

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Dorchester Mudslide

A mixed drink created by mixing Nesquik with a nip of Baileys, preferably in the Nesquik bottle itself. Named for the notoriously crime ridden Dorchester neighborhood in Boston, the original home of the drink.

The cops have been cracking down on public drinking, so I've had to start subtley pounding back Dorchester Mudslides. Looks like Nesquik, tastes almost as good.

Dorchester Mudslide by Lifemadesimple September 5, 2015

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