Dorphin are usually encoutered late night at the pub/club and are identified by extreme attractiveness, drunkenness and/or hornyness. They
will usually laugh at your dumb jokes and be very forward, leading you to believe you're a real
stud and about to get laid. However dorphins are always accompanied by a whare!
A dorphin and whare! are therefore the bane of any late night high hopes, as soon as you spot a dorphin, and
said dorphin shows interest in you, be sure a fuckin whare!
will shop up and promptly tell the dorphin that she is too drunk, dragging her kicking and screaming away from you. At this point the whare! might give you the evil eyes. Whare! can be identified as huge
ugly blob of
fat that always travel with dorphins, making sure dorphins cannot mate with you, they are always
ugly and have horrible timing.
Dorphin gets escorted away by a whare! while
giving you the evil eye
you: -
hey wait... wait i have something to
say before you go!
whare!: "what?"
-fuck youh... fuckh youh dorphin and whare!!