Dorphin are usually encoutered late night at the pub/club and are identified by extreme attractiveness, drunkenness and/or hornyness. They will usually laugh at your dumb jokes and be very forward, leading you to believe you'
re a real stud and about to get laid. However dorphins are always accompanied by a whare!
A dorphin and whare! are therefore the bane of any late night high hopes, as
soon as you spot a dorphin, and said dorphin shows interest in you, be sure a fuckin whare! will shop up and promptly tell the dorphin that she is too
drunk, dragging her kicking and screaming away from you. At this point the whare! might give you the
evil eyes. Whare! can be identified as huge
ugly blob of fat that always travel with dorphins, making sure dorphins cannot
mate with you, they are always
ugly and have horrible timing.
Dorphin gets escorted away by a whare! while giving you the evil
eye
you: -hey wait... wait i have
something to say before you
go!
whare!: "what?"
-fuck youh... fuckh youh dorphin and whare!!