dorphan 

When a gay man shits in a woman's vagina before poking it deeper with his penis so her front hole stinks like fishy back hole.

-Jenny had sex with Phil last night on her mother's couch.
-Faggot Phil? How'd he get it up there?
-He smashed a dorphan right up her cunny hole.

dorphan by afghancrrrpet92 May 25, 2018

Donphan

The ultimate Lifeform. ABSOLUTE UNIT

Have you accepted Donphan in your life?

Donphan by priest of elephants March 2, 2019

drophang 

not a douche, nor a gouche, a drop hang is how much hooche your mooche has.

Bodie; "i can see your drophangs out of those hot pants"

Woman; *whack*

Bodie; "Massive."

"Jiggle those drophangz"

Woman; *whack whack*

drophang by rosie. April 6, 2008

dolphand 

A dolphand is a hand that is a dolphin. The word was first used by Brock Baker in 2011 and is slowly gaining popularity. Dolphands need to be kept in water and be fed fish food regularly.

In Rebecca Black's Friday video....the girl sitting next to the 13 year old boy driving the car which Rebecca Black has no idea which seat to sit in , owns a dolphand.

dolphand by Mroxy101 April 22, 2011

dorphin

Dorphin are usually encoutered late night at the pub/club and are identified by extreme attractiveness, drunkenness and/or hornyness. They will usually laugh at your dumb jokes and be very forward, leading you to believe you're a real stud and about to get laid. However dorphins are always accompanied by a whare!
A dorphin and whare! are therefore the bane of any late night high hopes, as soon as you spot a dorphin, and said dorphin shows interest in you, be sure a fuckin whare! will shop up and promptly tell the dorphin that she is too drunk, dragging her kicking and screaming away from you. At this point the whare! might give you the evil eyes. Whare! can be identified as huge ugly blob of fat that always travel with dorphins, making sure dorphins cannot mate with you, they are always ugly and have horrible timing.

Dorphin gets escorted away by a whare! while giving you the evil eye
you: -hey wait... wait i have something to say before you go!
whare!: "what?"
-fuck youh... fuckh youh dorphin and whare!!

dorphin by TrexTitan October 12, 2010

dorphin

Noun- Commonly known as a dolphin without a father.

I enjoyed my trip to Sea World but felt sorry when I saw the dorphin.

dorphin by Beaver Blaster April 9, 2007

dorphin

Dorphin are usually encoutered late night at the pub/club and are identified by extreme attractiveness, drunkenness and/or hornyness. They will usually laugh at your dumb jokes and be very forward, leading you to believe you're a real stud and about to get laid. However dorphins are always accompanied by a whare!
A dorphin and whare! are therefore the bane of any late night high hopes, as soon as you spot a dorphin, and said dorphin shows interest in you, be sure a fuckin whare! will shop up and promptly tell the dorphin that she is too drunk, dragging her kicking and screaming away from you. At this point the whare! might give you the evil eyes. Whare! can be identified as huge ugly blob of fat that always travel with dorphins, making sure dorphins cannot mate with you, they are always ugly and have horrible timing.

fuck youh... fuckh youh dorphin and whare!!

dorphin by TrexTitan October 12, 2010