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The stimulating and exciting sight (for dogs) provided by any dude who rides a skateboard through a city park densely inhabited by people with dogs
Man I crossed Central park today on my Z flex Cruiser and became "dog porn" for all the crazed canines being walked by their owners
Dog Porn by SkaterDudeHell September 7, 2016
What any Skater Dude creates when he rides his skateboard through a crowded city park inhabited by peoples' dogs. The dogs freak out and chase you down.
Man don't skate through that park at 6pm or you'll become dog porn
Dog Porn by SkaterDudeHell September 7, 2016

porn dog bastard 

A dirty/kinky and almost greasy person.
Andy you dirty porn dog bastard, stop doggy-ing birds with your superman underwear still on, you little creature.
porn dog bastard by Peter Valerio December 14, 2009

porn dog 

a porn dog is a man or woman that watches porn all of the time.
I came home the other night and my roommate Hershel was on the couch watching porn. Dude, that's all he does is watch porn. Hershel is such a porn dog.
porn dog by Pinky Walker. FeeFee December 8, 2009

Pornhead Poop Dog Butt Face 

A friend that you are mad at for 3-5 seconds
Dude don't be a Pornhead Poop Dog Butt Face