Dog Dick

Friend: "My girlfriend pegged me while I was sleeping"
Me: "That's dog dick"

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A dog dick is when a guy's pubes start to migrate up the shaft. Usually 1-2 inches up the shaft is hairy. Trimming only makes it grow in thicker.

This chick said she loved guys with dog dicks, but she never gave me a blowjob. I think the crabs turned her off.

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Metal rail straps that have a piece of metal hanging from the end that has to be beat off by a sledge hammer.

Get the hammer and beat that dog dick off that strap.

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When the penis is actually sucked all the way inside the body and looks like the package of a k-9

Holly shit! That water in lake Huron is so fucking cold I just scored a major case of dog dick.

dog dick by bastubes December 11, 2007

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1. "I'm glad that I'm cut. Dog dick looks fuckin nasty."

2. "Haha, look at that dog. He's got a dog dick."
"No shit Sherlock...."

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another term for the Spartan Laser from Halo 3. The laser has a red color, and thusly is like a "red rocket" or a dog dick.

quick go get the dog dick before the blue team can get it.

Oh shit, i hear the dog dick

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