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Dodgebag 

Any person who owns a Dodge truck and modifies the stock lift with blocks and larger tires. Such modifications do not make your vehicle more greater or more powerful than other real trucks on the road...so please pull over and park that POS.
Hey look at that big black cloud of smoke i wonder what that came from Joe?!! I dont know it probably was from one of those young douchbags in his daddys truck trying to look like a badass. Yeah what a fucking Dodgebag
Dodgebag by GMClookatme July 25, 2011
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Apollo's Dodgeball 

An internet phenomenon most commonly observed on tumblr in which a random internet user will make a post in jest, only for that post to come true. The name arose from a common joke around these iccurences, in which Apollo, the greek god of prophecy, gifts the aforememtioned jesters with clairvoiance in the form of a dodgeball to the face.
"Man, wouldnt it be crazy if Tumblr let its users create their own ads?"
*1 month later, a tumblr feature comes out allowing tumblr users to create their own ads*
"Wow, op really got hit be Apollo's Dodgeball."
1. A person who ALWAYS talks in doge, non-stop.
2. A person who uploads posts relating to the doge meme.
3. A person sets the doge search engine as default in Chrome.
4. A person who buys a Shiba Inu, just to make Doge remarks.
Freind: "WOW, much word, such dictionary"
Me: "SHUT UP DOGEBAG!"
Dogebag by LiteralLemon April 6, 2014

Iraqi Dodgeball 

A game similar to dodge ball in which red rubber balls are replaced by rocks.
During a spirited game of Iraqi dodgeball, Timmy took a rock to the face and lost three teeth.
Iraqi Dodgeball by DFunk420 March 14, 2009

out like a fat kid playing dodgeball 

expression used to emphatically denounce your presence at a social excursion, as if your leaving said event is an obvious given or statement of fact
Your party blows, I'm out like a fat kid playing dodgeball

dodgeball 

A very good movie
also a game played in gym class which can cause injury or even DEATH poor kenny always dies
"If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball"
"If you can dodge traffic you can dodge a ball"
dodgeball by Josh February 11, 2005

dodgeball 

One if the best games ever invented, mabe PE worthwhile, should not have been banned just because a few weaklings complain when they are hit with a ball, stupid schools
dodgeball by Samuari October 27, 2003