Disember 

An 100% indian whos grandpa was drunk when spelling his name.

Well...not much of an example but never let your drunk grandpa write your name on your birth certificate because he spelled December, Disember.

Disember by Kelsey Rose July 12, 2007

16 disember 

hari pembulian danish haqimie bin mihat

16 disember is the best day

16 disember by anonymous November 16, 2023

Dismember 

To but the limbs off of or vivisect a person.

He lunged forward with his sword, dismembering the other warrior.

Dismember by Lichdom January 2, 2012

dismemberment 

The severing of the limbs.

I shall dismember your member!

dismemberment by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Dismember 

One of the best Death Metal bands due to the garage-like sound of their guitars.

Let the Nepalm Rain

Dismember by Gunboy March 20, 2004

disembarkation 

Something an Air Host/Hostess will say when leaving a plane to sound intelligent.

“I'm sorry passengers, you will need to wait before your disembarkation due to another plane on the tarmac”

disembarkation by Lanslide March 16, 2010

dismember 

to cut off a guy's member.

Poor Mason... he was dismembered and now he can't ever have sex again!!!

dismember by danbrown4life February 23, 2008