Dirty Ned

Dirty Ned is a gay pervert who likes looking at guys wank and guys giving each other anal and eating each other's shit. he wishes he could get it all but he's too retarded.

Stop being such a Dirty Ned you are just like Herbert the pervert

by Eric ;) qwertyuiop September 8, 2018

Dirty Ned

The act of ordering 3 fillets of salmon in one day and trying to steal ramican.

Bruno: Guess who was in today?
Wacko: Who?
Bruno: Eamon, he pulled a Dirty Ned.

by DickLips11 September 13, 2020

Dirty ned

Shoving conkers up your ass

Ned did a dirty ned

by Bigboined November 6, 2020

Dirty Neddy

A furry, orange man, with a cunty demeanor, usually covered in glitter. Remains attractive in spite of not showering for days.

That boy is such a dirty Neddy...I totally hate him

by Nessie1235 September 21, 2020

Dirty Nedi

When you pee in a girl’s nostril and it comes out the other side

My girls sinus’s have been giving her problems. I think I am going to have give her a Dirty Nedi.

by Wheresmydad23 January 25, 2023