Dirty Mag 

Not to be confused with Dirty Magazines such as Playboy or Hustler.

A Dirty Mag relates to the use of a Bullet Type that considered "Bad" or "Not Ideal" for the situation its being used for.

Typically, this is used to describe a mixture of Hollow Point and Full Metal Jacket in a gun carried for self defense. Since Full Metal Jacket is NOT a safe self defense round due to its ability to overpenetrate. The magazine is a "Dirty Mag".

The name was derived from Dirty Magazines, how they were Taboo to have, and a Gun's "Magazine".

Instructor: Now boys, when you carry concealed you dont want FMJ in your magazind. It could overpenetrate your target and hit something or someone. You guys remember those playboy magazines?
Class: Yeah?
Instructor: Well, those are Dirty Mags. You're not supposed to have them because they're taboo. Putting an FMJ into your magazine makes it a Dirty Mag too, and if I catch you with one: Ill personally kick your ass. Understood?
Class: Yes Sir

Dirty Mag by TranscendentBoredomOverlord February 15, 2020

Dirty Magnus 

Dirty Magnus is when a girl is talking to a boy for month and clearly likes him but then magnus carries on sleeping with other girls. The girl would then perform a blowjob on their dog just to get attention from this boy. He would then perform anal on said girl.

Magnus: Ok i’m gonna stick it in
Girl : I’m ready
Magnus : Ooooooooo
Lila : You’re so Dirty Magnus
i mean Girl?

Dirty Magnus by imjustacooldude April 14, 2020

dirty magician 

When having sex with a female in "doggy style position" pull out your penis and spit on her back. When she turns around you then simply shoot your load in her face.

Last night my boyfriend put something hot on my face and while laughing said I just gave you a "dirty magician".

dirty magician by Pat Meholf July 28, 2008

Dirty Maggie

To rub peanut butter onto a males genitals while playing a game of Twister

A Dirty Maggie is done while he was playing twister and she grabes his penis and rubs it with peanut butter

Dirty Maggie by Muffinman221 July 28, 2009

The Dirty Magdalene 

(v.) – an act of daring intimacy. (1) Pursuant to heavy petting our lady, of her own volition, anoints her mammarian protuberances with copious amounts of water-soluble petroleum jelly. Upon removing her gentleman’s codpiece she titty-fucks the hell out of him until the ebb and flow of pearly treasures doth mar her ample bosom. Now post haste, in an ecstatic moment of grace freely given, ladyluck sponges the jus d’amour with her long and bountiful mane, baring cheeks red with rosy dawn. Then grace, not having satisfied her thirst, the Magdalene lap’s love excess from her soiled locks with a rueful smile.
(2) after giving your lady friend the titty bang-bang (with tits nice and lubed), she uses her own hair to wipe up jizz necklace and then licks it out of her hair.

After a night unrestrained consumption, Jack finally persuades Jill to perform the dirty Magdalene.

The Dirty Magdalene by Bonny and Clyde September 18, 2007

dirty magda 

When a girl plays Apex while penetrating the bootyhole of a person (mostly a Chiara) with a PS4 Controller and ducking it until it’s fucking dry. Meanwhile a Gibraltar is sucking on the toes of the Magda to the song I saw a tiger by Joe Exotic. It’s also possible to do this as a group.

Yesterday I did a dirty Magda with my girlfriend, it was amazing.

dirty magda by SexyGiby April 15, 2020

Dirty Magruder 

noun, verb - dur-dee muh-g rOO-der

-Masturbating to the Watergate trial while wearing a Boy Scout uniform.

Dan Falato told Artie Lange a childhood story about how he was kicked out of Cub Scouts for getting caught doing the Dirty Magruder instead of helping build a tee-pee.

Dirty Magruder by MsMaryContrary May 19, 2016