Dirty Landry

The act of committing flatulence in the nose gate of another human whilst having their scrotal zone suctioned upside down.

I was in Mexico, and fell into a well; the only person willing to rescue me had this strange request: "You're gonna have to give me a dirty landry". I said "okay".

by cauliflower princess November 5, 2009

dirty laundry

ususally used to describe someones secrets that they dont want anyone to find out about. Everyone usually wants to know about others dirty laundry.

I found out about janes dirty laundry!
don henley did a good song describing dirty laundry

by w00tang August 30, 2005

Dirty Laundry

The most popular fanfiction in the Voltron Legendary Defender fandom. Has a relationship between Keith and Lance with their ship name Klance. If you ever see something like this, it is most likely from this fandom/story. But there are also variations of this:

Laundry: Dirty
Hips: Don't lie
Abuelita: Here

Person 1: Have you read Dirty Laundry?
Person 2: Abuelita is coming
Person 1: I am going to assume you have

by DaniTheAlpaca September 4, 2018

air dirty laundry in public

deal with personal problems while other people are around.

Why don't you save it? I hate it when you just start airing dirty laundry in public.

by André Bretas May 5, 2005

Dirty Laundry Ghillie suit

(n)- when your friend is banging a chick, you cover yourself in dirty laundry on the floor so you can move along the floor to watch, in a properly concealed state. The laundry blends into the environment and breaks up your outline, much like a ghillie suit worn by military snipers

guy 1: "dude, you should have seen me banging my girlfriend last night!"

guy 2: "Ya, I did, I did the dirty laundry ghillie suit"

by Jonny702 January 6, 2010

air dirty laundry

To discuss very private, personal matters, especially that which may be embarrassing, in public or with other people.

.air dirty laundry ... It always makes me uncomfortable when John starts going into all his personal problems whenever our friends get together. I just wish he wouldn't air his dirty laundry in public like that. People have an unnatural fixation on the personal lives of celebrities, but I don't see why they should be expected to air their dirty laundry in public.

by Alex0395 January 4, 2018

Brian Dirty Laundry

Some privileged tall, rich white bastard who pushed his hot blonde girlfriend off a cliff on their hiking trip and then tries to cover it up and the police refuse to do anything about it because he's a white man like them

Brian Dirty Laundry pushed went into hiding last week and hired a team of lawyers once his girlfriend's body was discovered rotting in the woods, but nobody arrested him because the police love a controlling white man like them

by D Flawless September 21, 2021