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dinowhore 

Dinosaurs were huge, so a dinowhore is a giant, dinosaur-sized whore.
Wow, that shirt is skin tight. What a dinowhore.

dinophile 

A dinophile is a person who is sexual attracted to dinosaurs
The dinophile longs for the rigid, yet soft touch of a Stegosauria scaly skin pressed against his body, intertwined and quivering in the love only a prehistoric reptile can give
dinophile by CADmom March 30, 2016

dinowhore 

pronounced dino (as in dinosaur) - and whore (as in whore, slut etc...)

when i was faced with the question, "what do you call someone older than a cougar??" i brilliantly came up with dinowhore... its an old ass woman who is still at the bar picking up young drunk men in her 60's, 70's and 80's... they are a rare bread but they do exist... they are a lot more sly then cougars... they lure their prey with cookies and warm milk.
"Dude!!! Look at that dinowhore over there!!! i wonder if the drapes match the carpet????"

"Hey... i think that dinowhore's teeth just fell out on the dance floor...."

i am trying not to be mean to old people... but it is kinda funny...
dinowhore by Weedy McBongsmoke December 10, 2010
Mike sure gets uncomfortable around gay dudes. He's such a dickphobe. I think he may actually be gay himself.
dickphobe by Puds Hair February 10, 2006
A cellular phone designed specifically for the technologically challenged. Typically circa early 2000's. It's bragging rights feature big numbers that one must scroll through in order to send texts, occasional flip model, and a selection of 3 ring tones (including Nokia). Also included is a camera that's never been used and a Free Cell app. Very popular among aging Baby Boomers and philosophy majors.
Hey can you email me that pic? The file is too big to open with my dinophone
dinophone by Orion Blue September 8, 2010
Dude, did you see all those dinohoes back there?!
dinohoes by Maxwellian October 23, 2007