Dilyin

If you happen to know a Dilyin, then congratulations. You have found one of the best people that live on Earth. He is shy, but sexy and amazing all-round. Nothing but his smile will make your day. No matter what your problem is, Dilyin will help you fix it. Dilyin will go to extreme lengths to make sure that you stay happy as long as he's around. Dilyin... is a true friend.

???: Hey man, I really had a terrible day today...
Dilyin: HOW MAY I HELP??!?!

Dilyin by Neil deGrasse Tyson! May 12, 2020

Dilvin 

She’s a loving and sweet girl, she is very shy around new people but once you get to know her she’s the craziest girl on earth. She keeps her circle small and puts her family before anything. She can forgive but she won’t forget. If you find a dilvin, keep her!

Person A- “I met dilvin today”
Person B- “dude you're so lucky!”

Dilvin by Seseee October 28, 2019

Dilinglashlong

A German sword from the dark ages shaped like a phallus and colored bright pink. Still used in modern times, but not as commonly.

Person A: Hey, man. Did you see Jim's dilinglashlong last week?
Person B: Yeah, it was pretty tiny. Dissapointing.
Person A: I agree. Mine's much better.

Dilinglashlong by matBobross June 17, 2018

The Dillinger Escape Plan

A badass fucking band that's too badass for pussy emo kids to handle, so they fall back on Bring me the horizon and asking alexandria.

Badass: Hey man listen to Panasonic Youth by The Dillinger Escape Plan

Emo: *head explodes*

The Dillinger Escape Plan by peebags July 26, 2011

Dillinger Escape Plan 

One of the greatest math/grind/hardcore metal bands to come out in a long time. Using crushing riffs, lots of time/tempo changes, screamed vocals, often interchanged with beautiful harmony in their later work, mental lyrical content and intense live shows, these are a band anyone into extreme metal needs to hear.

Notable albums include:

Irony Is A Dead Scene (Written with Mike Patton, need I say more?)
Calculating Infinity
Miss Machine

Seriously, check them out. I would recommend the songs "34% Burnt", "Setting Fire To Sleeping Giants", "Pig Latin", "The Running Board", "Sugar Coated Sour" and their version of Aphex Twins hit "Come To Daddy" is amazing.

Dude1 - Have a good time at the Dillinger Escape Plan gig last night?

Dude2 - It was fantastic. I can't see.

Dillinger Escape Plan by PolarShocK September 4, 2009

Dilyn moment 

Saying the most outrageous shit and at the most inappropriate times SUPER LOUDLY. Falls asleep constantly. VERY OUT OF POCKET

ME: Dude he told my girlfriends dad about me drinking.
FRIEND: Oh my god, why would he do that?
ME: He had a Dilyn moment

Dilyn moment by Smellyfingers1988 August 16, 2023

karl dilkington 

Karl Pilkington's "Nick Name" Given To Him By His Insurance Company When They Said His Last Name Incorrectly.

Dear Mr. Dilkington

You are our most valuable customer

"I Threw in the bin" -"Karl Dilkington"

karl dilkington by DefinitelyNotGage June 30, 2015