A monstrous, phallic piece of machinery utilized during major reconstructive drilling, as well as the
erection of massive monuments and sturdy steel scaffolding.
Use with Caution:
Not to be confused with a woman's
best friend, this machine will cause trembling and tremors to adjacent edifices.
As my son and I sat in 2nd ave traffic, I felt a familiar sensation to my
pocket rocket, resulting in a moist seat. As I tried to conceal my
excitement, my son pointed and shouted, 'Mom! Why is that machine so much bigger than the one daddy uses with my
babysitter?'
I laughed nervously while I responded, 'Don't be silly honey, daddy doesn't have a dilldozer.'