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Big Daddy Wank 

A cocaine and Adderall fueled alcoholic gambling addict with a predilection for Chinese prostitutes and Viagara.
God, I pulled such a Big Daddy Wank last night. I hit Mega Millions, bought 5,000 pounds of cocaine and lost the rest on $500,000 coin flips. I think my heart just exploded.

wank daddy 

someone who is not getting any action and therefore must wank, as apposed to a mack daddy
man, gannon is such a wank daddy, he never gets any action
wank daddy by theholysock June 10, 2003

diddywank 

to insert ones meat pole into a woman's diddys.
crocman inserted his cock into Scots diddys. he said aye. scot said I love a good diddywank
diddywank by tossalotacus March 9, 2024